The Highs and Lows of 2022

As the end of the year draws nigh and the sun sets over Disaster Mansion, I’d like to recap on what we’ve been up to over the year, what’s given light and what has cast shadows.

January

This is our fifth winter working on the house, we are slowing down a bit, but that’s fine with us. In January we started on some inside projects, first was to build a new partition wall between the boiler room and our bedroom. I over-engineered it with 4×4’s in case we ever needed to hang heavy shelving as well as act as a load bearing wall to support all the partying up above.

I also started to restore our newel post for our stairs, this was pleasant job as I could work on it from the comforts of our kitchen table.

February

I continued to work on the newel post restoration and started to epoxy together wood for our sash windows. I had bought some thermally modified wood (lasts a long time and is pretty dimensionally stable) but it only came in 1 & 1/4″ thicknesses so the wood had to be milling and then epoxied together to get to the requires 1 7/8″ (≈ 48mm). Again I could do this on the kitchen table. There are a lot of pieces to a sash window so it took some time and spread into March.

March

As well as continuing with the sash window wood we started to clean up the inside and removed all the old gas pipes, knob and tube electrical wiring, old screws/nails and random scraps of wood that had been nailed to the beams.

It was during these winter months that I was also doing a lot of research on self-leveling compound and trying to work out the best way to fix our uneven concrete pour, including how many people we needed, what tools were required, how much we could pour at any time etc. We also started again clearing out the trench at the back of the house for our foundation drain. My brother Matthew helped me with this and he earned his keep as well as getting me motivated again.

April

By April I thought we had dug enough out of the trench, but sadly that wasn’t to be so. I think I had previously got french drains and foundations drains confused and after doing a bit more investigation and consulting our architects plans I released that foundation drains needed to be below the top of the footings. We dug a little deeper and found out that our recently installed new footings were in a very poor state, sigh, but more of that later.

As mentioned previously I’ve been planning for months on how to use self-leveling compound to level our floor. Self leveling compound appears to be an ultra fine cement and sand mix which has the consistency of pancake mix so it can flow and self-level. When I say self-level, it will only do this to a degree, imagine when you make a pancake, you have to encourage the batter to fill the bottom of the pan. The reason I hadn’t started on the self-leveling before was that we needed the surface of our concrete floor to be above 50°F and we were only just starting to get these temperatures. It was frustrating that we had to wait until April as this held us back a bit.

Self-leveling can be tricky as you only have about 15 minutes before the mix starts to set, so you need to be fast and have a team who know what they’re doing. Our team consisted of Joe, Deborah, Rob, Brain and Aimee and I can’t thank them enough, everyone was a vital link and they all preformed faultlessly. Thank you!

Because some areas needed in excess of 1″ of self-lever we did multiple pours in these areas, spread over a number of weeks and re-priming each time.

May

In May we tried our hand at re-plastering one of our interior walls with lime using a process called harling, which is basically throwing the lime mortar at the wall. This proved hard work and the results were just about okay. After a bit of research I found an air driven tool that could do the job a lot faster.

We also did another self-leveling pour, the results weren’t perfect but luckily this wasn’t the final pour.

June

June was back to the trenches but some major rain storms caused the trench to collapse again which meant digging out an extra 2′ deep of dirt, wasn’t happy about this.

We also finally finished applying self leveling to the main basement room and the results were very pleasing. We added ice to the water this time to give us a bit longer cure time.

Having finished the floor we thought we would epoxy it and apply a stencil pattern, we ran a poll and the top three you voted for were:

  1. Starry Moroccan Night (8 votes)
  2. Aragon Damask (8 votes)
  3. Duomo (6 votes)

Lastly we enlarged the bathroom widow and reframed the plaster. We did this for two reasons, firstly code dictated that this had to be a means of escape from the bathroom, should you be trapped by any nasty whiffs and secondly, the previous window was miserably small and we wanted a decent amount of light in there.

She came in through the bathroom window…

July

The month started off with a fun project, some brick bat boxes, well they were wood (thermally modified) but painted to blend into the brick house next door. Didn’t see any bat action around them this year as we probably installed them too late, but fingers crossed for next year.

Brick Bat Box!!!

Back in April I mentioned that we had discovered some pretty poor workmanship on our footings. This was the month to repair them and it wasn’t fun. More dirt had to be dug out and working down there was pretty cramped, that said I think we did a great job fixing them and in the end it was worth the extra effort.

Repairing the footings

Lastly we tidied up some door openings. The builders left them very rough so we added shuttering and packed them with stone and lime mortar. The doorway to the boiler room will have an arch so there will be at least one room where you can bang your head on. Form for the arch is pretty much complete, just isn’t on a high priority.

August

Having just finished all the footing repairs it seemed a good idea to re-plaster the exterior walls. In some places it had crumbled away leaving 4 – 5″ depressions into the wall which is not insignificant. Once this trench gets filled in, these walls won’t see daylight for many many decades, so it seemed a good idea to fix these walls correctly and not skimp.

Luckily for us there was a perfect tool for this, the ToolCrete mortar sprayer which was a pretty invaluable tool. The mortar we used for the wall was lime to match the existing mortar and we also added as much stone as we could to fill in the deep areas. Once sprayed on the walls you could push stones into the lime and suction would do the rest. Once the lime work was done we applied a limewash coat to give some extra protection and then resumed work on the foundation drain.

One of the issues we have with being “new to the trade” is that we don’t always know what products are out there and one case in point was my discovery of Dimple board. Before I filled in the trench I didn’t want wet gravel against the wall, but at the same time we couldn’t paint it with a bitumen type water proof coating as lime walls need to breath. Anyway dimple board was a hallelujah moment for me.

Almost Ready to Lay Down Pipe

September

Late August, early September we took a much needed vacation to see family in the UK, first time back in over three years and it was great to see family and friends, eat fish & chips, curry and steak pie, not forgetting mushy peas, bliss!!!!

The remains of September were spent prepping the rest of the trench for the drainage pipe, including removing a long section of our old cast iron waste water pipe.

Back to work

October

Finally finished off the parging and started work on the drainage pipe. We couldn’t find pre-drilled pipe so spent an evening drilling our own holes in the pipe. We measured the distances and assembled the pipe with PVC glue on the lawn and then dragged it into the trench. I think we only made one correctable mistake. Once the pipe was in the trench we could add a bit of gravel below the pipe and check that the gradient was roughly 1/8″ per foot.

Foundation drain update

It was nice to finally be filling in the trench and we had a few kind volunteers to help fill the trench up to the top of the footings. At last you could walk around the trench without it being a trip hazard.

Having filled in the trench to the top of the footing it was time to install the dimple board. Dimple board is a tough water proof membrane with the added advantage of leaving an air gap between itself and the wall which allows moisture to condensate and fall by gravity.

Dimple Board

Once the dimple board was in it was time to fill the trench with gravel. I did eventually have to splash out and buy some more ply for shuttering, but that was worth it, after all we only needed a column of gravel 12″ – 18″ wide. Thank you Giovanna and Derrick who helped us shift the gravel.

National Gravel Day

November

With the cold weather approaching we moved indoors to complete the lime parging/wall repairs. This can’t be done in cold weather so had to get it done soon and we needed this completed before we started framing out the inside for insulation (our winter project). A lot of the time was spent prepping the wall, removing all the plaster and loose and flakey mortar.

Parging Inside Walls

After parging inside was complete we moved outside and eventually started to fill the trench in. We had a lot of gravel to shift so it took many weeks to complete. We also lost Aimee’s Mum, Doris who will be sadly missed.

Filling in the Trench

December

We finally finished the foundation drain, okay there is a bit to do at the front of the house but that will be easy. Phew!!!

Trench Finally Gone


So in reflection I feel this year was an improvement on the last, we had less disappointments, which could be down to us doing most of the work ourselves. We are definitely slowly down, both physically and mentally but I’m hoping that is balanced by future jobs being less physical and more artistic in nature (hence fun).

Here’s to a healthy, peaceful and cheerful 2023 to all of you that have been following our progress. I special call out to Chris and Ian who are constantly giving us positive feedback – thank you, it means a lot.

Lastly we made a small video in which we tried to encapsulate all the above work. I did forget to add John Paul and Brian from the credits, so my apologies. If we’ve left anyone else out please reach out.

Best David & Aimee, 2022

Brick Bat Box!!!

Aka some camouflaged bat boxes. This is my attempt to reduce the mosquito population, that said there is no guarantee that the bats will nest in the boxes. I built these last year but with so many other projects on the go they’ve sat for a while. Had to get them up soon otherwise another year will have passed so we made the effort and got them up.

Wood is the same wood we are using for our windows which has been thermally modified so very rot resistant. It has a beautiful mahogany color but I decided to paint them so they would blend in. Okay the colors don’t quite match and they should probably should have been positioned under each chimney but I think they will fade and weather in time and I was using existing hooks in the wall.

Last few pictures are some tracks we found in the lime mortar dust. I suspect some of them are Millipede/Centipedes.

Coming out of hibernation

We’re slowly coming out of hibernation here. In previous years you’d often find us working in freezing conditions, but now those days are thinner on the ground.

We are making progress on the house but we still have some major tasks to do and one of them is to apply a new lime parge coat to the exterior walls, install a french drain and then fill up the trenches around our house so it’s not an assault course.

Clearing out the back wall has been most tricky as the bank keeps on collapsing and everything has to be carried out by bucket. Luckily I had a guest appearance from my brother Matthew and we made a decent dent in the job. We’ll continue this job as the weather improves.

In other parts of the house we have been prepping to get the floor level but this been delayed due to the cold as the concrete slab and ambient temperature needs to be above 50°F/10°C, fortunately those temperatures are fast approaching and once we have a flat floor we can begin framing it out internally for walls and insulation.

Front patio wall

First I didn’t order enough gravel for the ground floor and then I ordered too much. To find a home for it we decided to build a footing for our front patio wall. Digging was the worst part as the ground here is 3′ higher than it should be due to ground floor excavation. With the forms laid we added maybe 5″ of gravel onto which we’ll add 4 – 5″ of concrete with rebar. This is a fun project (and not high priority), but having these footings ready will be useful for when we have the concrete pour as if there is any excess concrete it can be dumped in here. It doesn’t matter that the forms aren’t perfectly straight as this concrete footing will be just below the surface.

The wall won’t be very high at all, maybe six inches max and on top of it we will use local bluestone which we’ve been collecting over the last couple of years. Not sure whether we will go with rectangular or irregular stones (see sample images), it will probably depend on what we have.

Our vision for this patio is to have a nice shaded area to sit out on with a selection of plants in large terracotta planters etc. In front of the patio we thought we’d have a large flower bed stretching the width of the patio with climbing roses going up the balcony supports.

The front of the house has looked messy for a long time so it will be great to tidy it up. The neighbours all say the place looks a lot better and we’ll take that.

Big Nan

Today we planted a Jane Magnolia. Both Aimee and I share magnolias in our childhood memories, Aimee from her parents old house in Long Island, and my Gran in Dinas Powys. Aimee dug a hole my dad would have been proud of and we added some decent amount of good soil and peat. We’ve named her “Big Nan” after my grandmother and she should grow to about 15′.

Maybe in a few decades, magnolia left will become magnolia right.

Next tree to plant (if I can find one) will be an Acer griseum. We will plant some native trees as well and intend to plant a white oak and some hazel nut trees, and this is in addition to a white pine and larch that we planted last year.

By the way our daffodils have done pretty well this year and eventually we’ll plant them over all this lawn and include crocuses, snow drops, primroses and bluebells.

Olympic leaf raking

Why the Olympics ever stopped hosting ‘leaf raking’ as an event I’ll never know. In celebration of that event Aimee, complete with Olympics regulation leaf paddles and rake goes through the paces. To accompany her carefully choreographed movements Aimee chose a leaf raking classic, Yakety Sax by Boots Randolph.

Remember, this is a long and gruelling event which, on this occasion Aimee was fortunate to complete in under 5 hours, a personal best I believe.

Enjoy and maybe you’ll become a supporter of ‘leaf raking’…

Fixing a hole

Today is a good day in many ways.

After months of waiting our plumbing has finally been roughed in [spfx: Hallelujah] and we’re now connected up to the street. This doesn’t mean we have a working loo or sink etc., just that pipes are in place for such porcelain devices.  We can now fill in all the trenches and holes, some of which were putting our walls at risk of failure. Thank you Nick and Cameron from Sinnott Plumbing.

In the pics you’ll see a section of the old cast iron sewer pipe. Cameron said he had never seen one as thick, it was a good 1/2″ and the metal inside looked as good as new. Pretty good for being under the ground for over 100 years.

Next step is a concrete pour, but before we do this we’ll probably beef up one or two small sections of our footings as we won’t have this chance again. After that we’ll start to prep for the pour which we now plan to do in the spring.

By the way do you like my magic shovel, you place it on the ground and it sucks soil onto it, it’s brilliant, birthday present from Aimee!!!

It was very nice to finally fill in the hole by our pavement/sidewalk which was at least four foot deep and was putting our porch structure and any stray member of the public at risk, we also recovered some of our driveway 🙂

Croquet at Disaster Mansion, what has the world come to?

Okay the rest of the house still needs major work but at least we can host a croquet tournament. As hosts it was the right thing that we came in bang in last place, but to be honest we were rubbish. It wasn’t the easiest of courses and involved some pretty tricky trenches and down hill slopes. Tempers did flare and mallets were swung but no stitches were required. Some notable tricks shots were taken by snooker ace Joe the Mangrum, but at the end of the day the skilled ball and mallet work of Derrick propelled him to champion, well done Derrick!!!

We finished the evening off with a nice bbq and fire. Looking back at some old photos of the garden it’s nice to see some improvements.

I smell grass

First off, Happy Birthday to my brother Ian who is a constant source of support and cheeky comments, thank you Ian!!!

Earlier this year Maria and Pete kindly gifted us a lovely, little used, mower. At the time Pete suggested that we take it in for a tune up as it hadn’t been used for at least a year, maybe more. We had always planned on taking it in for a tune up, but due to C-19 we decided to see whether we could start it ourselves. I was really hoping we could start it ourselves, even if we had to pull the cord a hundred times, so we checked the oil, added some petrol – first pull, nothing, second pull engine sprung into life, couldn’t believe it, so thank you Craftsman and Briggs and Stratton I was really, really impressed and this wasn’t a one off, we shut the mower down a few times to adjust the height and it pretty much started up on the first pull every time.

Good news from our freshly sown side area, the new grass seed has finally started to grow and we have a week of wet weather ahead so that will be perfect. We also put to grass, the sloping area to the back left of our garden.

Just as the C-19 was taking grips in the US we bought a lovely rocking chair (craigslist) from a nice chap, Josh, for a similarly nice price of $35. Josh was happy to hang on it for a while and this weekend we decided to pick it up. Aimee now has a decent chair to sit on as previously Aimee was using a kiddy sized rocking chair. The only downside to the chair is that a dog mistook it for a bone which you can see in the photos. It doesn’t effect the how it rocks and we can always replace the rails when we have time. I believe it’s oak and the style Amish. I have to say it’s very comfortable and it looks great 🙂 So if you’re ever in the area Josh come sit on your rocking chair and share a glass with us.

Inside the house we are working on building a new front door for the ground floor. The current door is pretty beat up and doesn’t vertically align with the door above it. Later this year our friend Derrick who is doing the parging of the ground floor walls will take out the existing door, including side panels etc., and add a bit more masonry to center everything. At that stage we’ll need to ready with a new door, hence we are starting now.

The plan for the door is to make a plywood/foam cored slab door and then add stiles, rails and trim so it looks like a traditional paneled door. We’ll have two panels on the bottom and two windowed panels on the top. Our friend John Paul who is building a house on the site of an old bluestone quarry has the equipment and the trees to mill his own lumber (mostly oak I think), so we’re going to get some oak from John Paul for this. It will be freshly cut, so we’ll have to leave it for a few weeks whilst it dries.

It’s nice making your own door as you can make it as wide as you like, we’re going for a nice 40″ wide door so it’s easy to carry stuff through. Also building a door from scratch is a lot easier than restoring an existing door which we did last year. Lastly we bought this nice old brass letter slot for $20 (including p&p) on ebay which looks great, just hope it’s a decent size.

Finished side lawn

Continuing from the last post, we’ve eventually finished the side lawn. Putting this to grass was a pretty big job and included spending a few weekends last year shifting countless barrows of soil to remove some rather large humps, bumps and dips.

You’ll see Derrick (our local expert in all things relating to old houses) in some shots. Derrick will be adding a lime mortar parge to the exterior ground floor walls in the following weeks or months. You’ll also see Don the Johnson, who is well, Don the Johnson. Don just bought himself a Frogeye Sprite which is sooo cute, I wished I had turned the camera around so you could see it.

In case you’re wondering what we’re picking up, it’s pebbles and there were tons of them. We didn’t get them all out but we removed a decent quantity. Also the shuffling penguin walk up and down, is to help compact the soil and the dark brown stuff we threw on is peat moss to help condition the soil.

Finally our daffodils are coming out and at the last count six were in bloom. We didn’t want to disturb the daffodils but when the leaves die back, we’ll dig up the bulbs, grade and seed the area and replant the bulbs. Thanks for helping us plant them Colin!

Weather has now turned rainy which will be perfect for the grass seed.