This is an old post which I forgot to post so my apologies. Anyway we were out in the back garden when we noticed that someone had dumped a good few barrow loads of earth at the back of our garden. I thought it was odd as why would they bother to cart it all the way back there.
We were pondering this when we noticed a hole towards the back of the mound, it was our groundhog extending it’s underground lair. It’s pretty impressive how much earth and stone the groundhog can move and I don’t know how many meters underground it had to slowly push or drag the soil to the surface.
Moving to current day we haven’t seen the groundhog for a while, so it’s likely that the deforestation of our garden has led to the extinction of above mentioned groundhog. RIP [spfx: sniff].
By the way the title of this post was ranked 39th best joke (courtesy Darren Walsh) at the 2015 Edinburgh fringe. How many of you got it? I’m not sure I would have.