Thanks Mary …

Winter is coming and we’re scrambling to get a bunch of tasks done before it gets too cold. Our house has little protection from the cold which from a comfort point of view can fixed by wearing three pairs of socks, leggings and two pairs of gloves etc. but what you can’t do is change the chemical properties of cement, paints or glues which really can’t be used when temperatures approach freezing.

These last couple of weekends we’ve worked on replacing the last of our new pillars blocks which were already cracking and starting to subside. This is a link to the first pillar block we replaced back in May this year.

Once we have these new blocks in place we’ll only need a bit more plumbing and some electrical lines put down before we can fill in all the trenches and start to prep for a concrete pour in the spring.

When we replace a pillar support we first have to remove the existing pillar which is always a little nerve racking as these pillars are holding up a decent portion of the house. To prevent any damage to the house we add temporary bracing which as this is second time around, we’re a bit more comfortable doing it. It’s a bit of a struggle to get the temporary bracing in place and often involves some good choice words.

Like the first pillar block we’re using old cast iron railroad screw jacks which are perfect for the job. In case you’re wondering why they’re sitting in holes, it’s because the soil is pretty much sand and if we had placed them on top, then when we excavated for the new pillar blocks there’d be a good chance that the soil beneath the jacks, especially under load, would have caved in and that wouldn’t be good.

For the third block we also had the chance to continue our efforts at beefing up the existing footings. In places you could put your hand maybe 8″ under the walls so it was nice to get all this sorted out. We tied this new pour into the existing footings with epoxied rebar.

Would you believe it, no sooner had we finished the pour some one tagged it, thanks Mary, if that’s even your real name.

‘Demolition of the Contractor’- a review by Jason Proctor

With his new piece, “Demolition of the Contractor”, Linnard takes us further down the path established by his earlier works “Naivety of Optimism” and “Inevitability of Failure”.

Demolition of the Contractor
Demolition of the Contractor – Oil on OSB, 4′ x 8′

The theme is similar; how the reassuring surge of adrenalin that accompanies the commencement of a task rapidly transforms into the strychnine of despair upon realisation of its futility.

This time however the implementation is clearer; shock and awe when the scale of the effort reveals itself; disillusionment and betrayal when promised contributions fall well short of expectations.

In this work, Linnard identifies with all who take on any endeavour whatsoever, and crystallises the notion that any effort towards completion is trivial and futile and should be abandoned or, as this work seems to hint at, does Linnard have something up his sleeve?

Linnard will be exhibiting his latest works, November 1st 2020 to January 10th, 2030 at the Manoir de Catastrophe, Kingston NY.

Jason Proctor, San Francisco

They Don’t Make Them Like They Used To

We’ve almost finished our new ground floor front door. I did think we could make it in three weeks, but it’s probably been nine weeks already, not continuously, just weekends and evenings and being interspersed with other projects. If we build another door it will be a lot simpler and quicker – you learn a lot on your first pass.

We’re almost at the point of painting the door and the last thing we have to do is to bevel both the lock and hinge sides of the door. The reason for beveling the lock side is to allow for a tighter fit of the door to the jamb when in the closed position and on the lock side it stops the hinges from banging into each other (called binding). Pictures below hopefully illustrate this.

The easist way to put a bevel on would be to run my track saw along both edges, set at say a 2° – 3° angle, however the door is too thick to cut through completely – our door comes in at 2 1/2″ thick which doesn’t seem thick, but it is, that said it does have a 1″ foam core to keep us cozy. Also the saw tracks are pretty wide and once you add the trim to door (which is raised) you can’t do this – I made this mistake on the last door.

So how to add the bevel? I thought of using a hand plane which I’m sure would have worked but it would have been tricky to get a consistent angle, then we borrowed an electric hand planer from Don, but same issue with the angle. After spending so much time on making the door I didn’t want to mess it up right at the end.

Searching, I found out about a tool, sadly no longer made, which was made for door beveling, the Porta Planer 126, made by Porter Cable. As an aside I always thought that Porter(a) Cable meant PORTAble electric tool on a CABLE but if you follow the above link the company was created by Mrs Porter and Mrs Cable. I started looking for a 126, which seems to be an appreciating classic, but all the ones on ebay were a few hundred dollars and then I came across one being sold locally by the Kingston Boat Building School, for $80.

You’ll have to agree it’s a beauty of a tool, it’s quite the work of art and I read somewhere that the Rockwell engineers who designed this may well have been designing exotic jet planes or rockets. This one is probably at least 40 years and likely a lot older. The bevel angle drawn on the door in the last picture is just to let me know which side to put the bevel and actual bevel will be a lot less.

The only downside with this tool is that spare parts are no longer in production, especially the cutter head. The cutter heads do turn up on ebay every now and then but they sell for about $150. However, this tool has a trick up it’s sleeve – you can sharpen the blade yourself on site!!!! Notice the accessories? They’re the parts to sharpen the spiral cutting blade with the small round object being the grinding stone. Now who builds tools like this any more? I know my friend Win would have loved this.

Disaster Cottage suffers major setback

Disaster Cottage is owned by friends Deborah and Joe and it’s walking distance from our current rental. Like us they bought a very neglected house in need of much love and work. Luckily they are great talented people who will do their best at creating a long lasting, beautiful and loving home. It’s been great to know them as like us they’ve going through similar experiences and it’s been great to share tips, tools and know how etc.

Today while excavating their basement they had an internal wall collapse. Luckily they knew the tell tale signs of a wall collapsing and got out of the way quickly. Like one of our walls that collapsed, before the structure finally went, they heard a sound very much like rain drops, which must be the stone or mortar bonds breaking. Unlike us their wall came crashing down sideways, ours merely dropped but stood vertical. Glad to say that everyone got out of the way, a little shocked but safe – the house is still standing.

The house is possibly unsafe to enter so they are have some structural engineers looking at it tomorrow. Combined with the fact that the foundations of the house and sill plates are in pretty bad condition, the house is basically a shell, the roof needs replacing and the house is tilting is leading Joe and Deborah to consider whether it’s easier to pull the house down, put in a sound basement and rebuild in the same style. Difficult questions, especially when you’re artists and your income has been destroyed by covid.

It came from below…

Radon, I hate that stuff.

Radon, known to his Periodic chums as Rn, is a colorless, odorless, tasteless (how boring is that) noble gas. This naturally occurring radioactive gas is created when uranium, thorium, or radium break down. According to the CDC, Radon is the second leading cause of lung cancer in the US.

Uranium, thorium and radium occur naturally in small quantities in the earth and soil so that’s the birthplace of most Radon. Soil and earth are denser than Radon so it seeps upward. In turn Radon is actually 7.5 times denser than air so you would have thought that it would be happy to stay close to the earth and not bother us, however it’s still a gas so will propagate easily around your house due to air movements and pressure difference.

So how does Radon get into your super insulated and hermetically sealed house anyway? Most causes are:

  • A. Cracks in concrete slabs
  • B. Spaces behind brick veneer walls that rest on uncapped hollow-block foundations
  • C. Pores and cracks in concrete blocks
  • D. Floor-wall joints
  • E. Exposed soil, as in a sump or crawl space
  • F. Weeping (drain) tile, if drained to an open sump
  • G. Mortar joints
  • H. Loose fitting pipe penetrations
  • I. Open tops of block walls
  • J. Building materials, such as brick, concrete, rock
  • K. Well water

Image and list courtesy of Radon Testing Lab

Radon came onto our radar as our architect had included pipes within our basement floor for Radon mitigation (removal for us common folk) which would be something our plumber would do. We did some research and the first step seemed be testing for Radon. We picked up some DIY tests which are $10 a pop and are small packs of charcoal which you leave in your basement for 48 hours and then post them off for testing. We bought two and put one in side of the basement. We posted them off pretty much together. Aimee just got the results for her kit but according to Fedex mine is still a week away from being delivered.

So far the news is good and we seem to be lower than 1.7 1.7 pCi/L (picocurie per litre)

From the EPA these are the risks that Radon presents

Radon Level If 1,000 people who smoked were exposed to this level over a lifetime… The risk of cancer from radon exposure compares to… WHAT TO DO: Stop smoking and…
20 pCi/L About 260 people could get lung cancer 250 times the risk of drowning Fix your home
10 pCi/L About 150 people could get lung cancer 200 times the risk of dying in a home fire Fix your home
8 pCi/L About 120 people could get lung cancer 30 times the risk of dying in a fall Fix your home
4 pCi/L About 62 people could get lung cancer 5 times the risk of dying in a car crash Fix your home
2 pCi/L About 32 people could get lung cancer 6 times the risk of dying from poison Consider fixing between 2 and 4 pCi/L
1.3 pCi/L About 20 people could get lung cancer (Average indoor radon level) (Reducing radon levels below 2 pCi/L is difficult)
0.4 pCi/L   (Average outdoor radon level) (Reducing radon levels below 2 pCi/L is difficult)
Note: If you are a former smoker, your risk may be lower. If you have never smoked your risk is much lower.

We’ll wait to see what my results are before we decide to do anything, but that said it may be good idea to at least put in a pipe before we have a concrete poor. We will keep you posted.

Sleep well everyone and dream not of what is below you ….

Resistance is futile

Not Borg, just slow & low shoveling.

This is just a trench to carry our electrical mains cable from the other side of our drive and into our house. We already have electricity in the house but we’re making this change for a semi practical/cosmetic reason – our current electrical meters are sitting on Portland cement which is bad for our old lime mortar walls and needs to be removed so Derrick can parge with lime mortar, also it looks a bit ugly. In the photo below you can see the difference in color between the grey Portland and the beige lime mortar

The plan is to move the meters to the other side of the drive and have them on a panel a few feet above the ground. Also Derrick suggested we make the ground floor more grandiose by adding quoins (pronounced coin) to the corners on either side off the door, which I think will look pretty nice. Photos below illustrate an isolated meter board as well as an example of quoins which by the way I had never even heard of before.

Again, I’m glad we beefed up the footings as this trench goes under our walls and into the house.

Croquet at Disaster Mansion, what has the world come to?

Okay the rest of the house still needs major work but at least we can host a croquet tournament. As hosts it was the right thing that we came in bang in last place, but to be honest we were rubbish. It wasn’t the easiest of courses and involved some pretty tricky trenches and down hill slopes. Tempers did flare and mallets were swung but no stitches were required. Some notable tricks shots were taken by snooker ace Joe the Mangrum, but at the end of the day the skilled ball and mallet work of Derrick propelled him to champion, well done Derrick!!!

We finished the evening off with a nice bbq and fire. Looking back at some old photos of the garden it’s nice to see some improvements.

One step closer to the Porcelain Throne

Sorry we haven’t posted in while, we’ve been working on our new front door and it’s taken longer than I thought. Construction is almost complete and we hope to paint it in the following few weeks, then we have to work out how to hang this behemoth of a door, anyway enough of that and back to what you’ve been all waiting for, our latest plumbing update.

Backing up a bit when we bought the house the plumbing was pretty much non-existant, there was the original cast iron pipes which led through the house to the street which had rusted through and any copper piping that may have existed had succumbed to the house’s ten year absenteeism from human occupation or in the British vernacular, ‘some bugger had pinched all the pipes‘.

Now at last we are starting to get all the plumbing replaced and up to modern standards. It’s taken us a while as we had foundations to fix, collapsed walls to rebuild and even after the builders had finished their work on the foundations we beefed up them up where pipes had to go under them.

Today Nick and Taylor from Sinnott Plumbing came around and started the rough in and for this we had to nail down where we wanted every plumbing related item, sink, bath, toilet etc. which was pretty tricky for us as the house is unfinished and we need to add 6″ or so of insulation to the walls etc. Fingers crossed we aren’t too far off as all of this will be covered by a concrete slab making changes a little tricky. So if in the future you ever come to visit the house and wonder why the bath, sink or shower is in an odd place you’ll know why, but then such placement will probably be all the rage.

I’m so, so glad we added the extra strengthening to the footings plus the two reinforced pillars beneath the back wall, which would have otherwise been held up by sand alone. I’m pretty sure that without the extra support the back wall wouldn’t have survived being excavated in such a fashion and I just hope it can hang on for a little longer. You can see those back wall pillars in the last five photos.

They will be coming back soon to connect our newly laid pipes to the street and also run some pipes for gas, after which we can hopefully start to fill in the trenches and start planning for a concrete pour. That said I also need to do some research on Radon etc.

Odd jobs

We haven’t posted anything in a while, not because we’ve been inactive, but because we’ve been working on a lot of small projects. One of these was a clamp rack – it got used for a few weeks before being deemed two small, hence I made a bigger one, which now seems too large but that can be fixed with more clamps. Don the Johnson will take the old rack so I’m pleased it won’t become firewood.

Another small task was to clear the verge which had become overgrown and a favourite spot for local dogs. Initial plan was to put grass down but we have bigger fish to fry so instead we cut back the weeds, burnt the roots with my Dragon flame thrower and then dug up the 1 – 4″ of soil, which had built up over the years, to expose some hand laid bricks. It’s no Roman mosaic but it does look better than weeds and next year we will remove a section of the bricks every 6 foot to make way for some flower beds.

Work continues on the front door and last week we glued in the panel trim and framed around the glass openings. We are now working on the other side. Hopefully it will be ready to paint in a week or so. This door has taken more time than I expected.

Lastly Disaster Mansion appeared in a local historical treasure hunt. We met some of the intrepid treasure hunters last weekend, gave them a tour of the house and some old antique nails as a memento, not sure what they do with them though.

We’re still waiting to have our plumbing roughed in after which we’ll be getting the electrician in. Only then can we get a concrete floor poured on the ground floor which is looking doubtful now this year.

Assembling oak stiles and rails

Okay this door does have a non-traditional construction method and I would definitely rethink this if we had to do another external door but luckily we don’t, at least not for the foreseeable future. That said it will look like a traditional door which will be long lasting door and have a decent bit of insulation.

You might have remembered that this door started as a foam cored slab, for which I forgot to cut out the windows, see measure once, cut twice.

This slab is now in the process of being transformed into a traditional door with the help of some nice white oak that our friend John Paul milled from trees from his estate. We had to wait a month or so until the oak was dry enough to start working on but fortunately we had a humidity tester. The oak stiles are rails were joined with small tenon joints, not massively strong, but enough to keep the wood in the same plane. These joints were all cut on our lovely new router table.

To make sure we didn’t mess up the construction we made a sample cross-sectional piece to see how the glass would fit in and I’m pretty sure that without this there would have been some cutting mistakes. The last picture is of the stiles and the rails that I glued together earlier, sitting on the ply/foam sandwich. It still has to have the trim added which we are currently working on but you can see that it’s looking more door like now. The other side will also get the same stile and rail oak treatment.

Last but not least we cut out the slot for our lovely mail slot, admittedly the door is too thick for the slot, but a minor detail.