The seasons change but Disaster Mansion remains the same

Cleaning the garden of seven years of untamed growth. March 16th to April 16th. There were some issues with some of the days, such that when I stitched them together the video would pause, hence a few videos instead. Apologies and they aren’t all that interesting anyway.

When I set these cameras up I had them recording from 7am to 7pm. As time ticked on the days got longer and I missed sunrises and sunsets.

Skip number three

Something satisfy about seeing your skip fill up quickly with no mattresses or sofas donation 🙂 We have good neighbours 🙂 Annoying that I didn’t check to see how much space was available on the sd card as the camera ran out of space half way through the day, grrrrr. 128GB sd cards now on order.

Skip!!!!

Trying to cram in a much as possible into the skip. At $675 for this size, it’s not leaving with any space. This is the third skip we’ve had and will need another one next weekend. Contains a lot of the shrubbery we dug up as well as the clubhouse and an old rotting deck.

Snake in the garden

Aimee spotted a lovely little snake in the garden. We think it was the common garter snake which is non-poisonous and docile. About two foot long and as wide as your thumb.

Goodbye Club House

We’ve had a lot of fun in the club house over the years but it’s time to close the doors on this classy establishment. With so much merriment, partying and laughter we won’t forget you – goodbye old fellow and we raise a glass to you.

In tribute I’ve accompanied the video with a dance track popular with the guests.

My tool of choice in this demolition was the crow bar (Estwing 21″). Worked a treat 🙂

How to vines do it?

How to vines get to the tops of trees when their first attachment to the tree is about thirty odd foot from the ground, it’s not as if they can jump? They definitely grow from the ground but with nothing to support their upward growth I’m puzzled.

Silkwood shower

Did I come in contact with poison ivy today? Probably, so Silkwood shower afterwards with an industrial micro-bead type scrub. I had bought a few tops from charity stores with the aim of throwing them away after one use in the garden (the red top I was wearing today), however I needed to wash my pants so I included them. Hot water, lots of detergent and some rubbing alcohol.

I bought some nice Carhartt trousers, which have lots of pockets. I forgot to check all pockets and so my mobile got washed big time. I don’t suppose it will ever work again. I didn’t like the phone but at the same time don’t want to spend big bucks. Maybe I will go back to Nokia 🙂

Tomorrow will tell whether the Silkwood was enough – I bloody hope so…

Poison Ivy Blitz

Well it’s not really a blitz on poison ivy but a blitz on everything. Until the leaves come out it’s difficult to spot it so everything is going. The garden was over grown and lost anyway so everything was going anyway (apart from mature trees). We are going to use Poison Ivy Patrol to clear the place and that is a three figure amount so I want to do as much as possible to keep it very low three figures.

First area was back left of garden, I had started on this last weekend but couldn’t sort out camera so no footage*. I love the tools I have, the bow saw can be hard work but it’s very satisfy and for small jobs more convenient and safer than a chainsaw. I’m pretty sure my swimming has helped with the saw pull stroke. There was a pretty big tree trunk that needed cutting up, luckily it was dry and not too heavy to lift and cut.

After this I tackled the garage ivy which we think is pretty much the bad ivy. By the way the garage is huge, it would probably take four cars, thinking BMW 840/850, Porsche 928, Jensen Healey and the Camry, unfortunately the supporting walls were done very poorly and are now bowing in at least 6″- it’s not safe inside.

The garage had this wire fence around it which was stuck in the ground and needed cutting out. It was tough stuff so I got some Klein bolt cutters, not cheap but they should be handy for other legit activities 😉 I bought the smallest ones and I’m glad I did, only 20″ long but they are heavy buggers and then combined with the cutting action it was hard work. I bagged up all the ivy I cut off so we won’t have to handle that stuff again.

It’s interesting throughout the day to hear and watch all the bird life. Today we had quite a lot of male cardinal songs, the song varies but is always the same and ends up with what sounds like star trek phasers, listen to this recording and you will see what I mean: The inspiration for all sci-fi gun sound effects.

Below is a time lapse, it doesn’t look like I did much but I was there almost eight hours. A real gem was at 2.31 on the time lapse, I had a Downey woodpecker, peck away for maybe five minutes and I was sitting less than five foot away. How cool.

The last few screens I’m washing down tools with with wet-wipes and alcohol to clear all Urushiol.

* unlike regular sd cards, micro sd cards can be inserted the wrong way.

We have identified our critter

We have identified our critter which lives in the borrows out back. I arrived this morning and spotted some movement. I stopped for a while and then I spotted what looked like a marmot. It was above ground for about thirty seconds before bolting underground. It may well be a groundhog but I’m going to call it a marmot as I like that name better. It did look very cute and we will endeavour to remain on best terms.

I don’t think this was the pooper though, I suspect that was cats of which I have viewed many on some of my time lapse.

For more info visit: marmots deserve to be heard.

Garden is infested with poison ivy

Well, it’s got worse, my arms are like sausages, with peeling and splitting skin. Aimee is not much better.

The chap from the Poison Ivy Patrol thinks our garden is infested with the ivy, probably due to years of neglect. Could take 3-5 people a good part of a day to clear the rest of the garden and dig up all the roots. We’ll clear more of the overgrowth to keep the cost down, making sure not a single piece of plant touches our skin. We’ll get a dumpster to dispose of our three huge heaps of tree, plants, vines, ivy etc as well as a lot of rubble etc.

After this, we should be able to eradicate any further ivy ourselves.

For those in Europe who don’t know what poison ivy is about, isearch for “poison ivy rash”.